The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Life, Cabarets, Old Friends

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage Let’s just start this f in a snark-free zone, shall we? What Bethenny is doing in Puerto Rico is God’s work. Even if she’s doing it for the cameras, even if she’s doing it just…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: That’s a Relief Effort

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage Let us never say that Carole Radziwill doesn’t ask the difficult questions in life, like when she asks a waitress which style she can have her eggs after ordering “eggs any style.” Who doesn’t know…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Bendel Like Beckham

Prev Next Complete Series Coverage This episode is a perfect illustration what I always say about Sonja Tremont Morgan the Bendel Bonnet, Shakespeare Sonnet, Mickey Mouse Morgans: It’s not that she’s wrong, it’s that she’s really bad at expressing herself.…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: ‘Til Death Do Us Party

Complete Series Coverage This is not so much a recap an episode as it is a recap a scene. Everything that happens at Ramona’s dinner party for Carole’s marathon finish (which, as Carole points out, mostly includes a bunch Ramona’s…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Thx for Nothing

Complete Series Coverage I will never not be amused by Sonja Tremont Morgan the Morgan’s Organic Dog Hair and Food Dye Morgans. I could spend an entire hour watching her walk to the Jitney (a Jitney is what white people…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: The Age of Aquaria

Complete Series Coverage There are so few things that we can rely on in this world, but Countess Luann de Lesseps D’Agostino Crackerjacks lovably making an ass herself on national television week in and week out is certainly one them.…

The Real Housewives of New York City Recap: Diana Loss

Complete Series Coverage Guys, this is only the first episode. We got drunk Dorinda, unruly Bethenny, Tinsley’s dog peeing on a hotel floor and no one even wiping it up, and Luann in actual, literal blackface. We haven’t even gotten…